Enter a Bluesky handle. We'll pull their profile and download their entire repo β every post, like, repost, follow, block, list, feed generator, and gate they've ever written, straight off their own PDS as one CAR file, not just a recent page β and score how hard the account is thrashing out of 100: rapid-fire posting bursts, erratic rhythm, reply-diving, self-reply spirals, quote-dunking, block rate, protocol sprawl, and more. Your score joins the leaderboard below, recomputed server-side so nobody can just claim 100.
no login needed β reads public data only.
every handle examined so far, ranked by thrashing score. re-derived from a fresh repo CAR server-side on every submit β nobody can fake a number.